Critical Failure Beach Towel – Pink

Roll for Relaxation with Our ‘Critical Failure’ Beach Towel!

When life rolls a critical fail and forces you to leave your cozy lair, bring this towel along for the adventure. Featuring the witty phrase ‘Critical Failure, Have to Leave the House,’ it’s the perfect companion for RPG fans at the beach, pool, or gym.

Status:

• +100 Humor
• +75 Sun Resistance
• +50 Adventurer’s Style

Bonus Effect: Forced Outdoor Buff – Turns even critical fails into critical chill moments.

Features:

• Material: 52% polyester front and 48% cotton back for softness and durability
• Available in two sizes: 30″ × 60″ and 36″ × 72″
• White cotton loop backing for added absorbency
• One-sided print showcasing the bold design

Embrace the outdoors (even if reluctantly) with this hilarious, nerd-approved towel. Perfect for RPG lovers who face the ultimate challenge: leaving the house!